Care Bear Clary: Probably not. But still. That sucks, when do you get to see him again?
Mia: Probably never.
Mia: The whole me going to Juilliard put us on a break and we just kind of drifted, y'know?
Mia: He probably has someone else now, anyways.
Care Bear Clary: Yeah pretty much. He's kind of cute without the mask??
Care Bear Clary: I feel it's important you know my twin sister did the frick frack with him.
Care Bear Clary: He is. He's so cute. He's really nice as well.
Care Bear Clary: He's like a human care bear
Mia: I don't think your sister would really appreciate you telling me that.
Mia: My human care bear is in Oregon.
Care Bear Clary: That's awesome I'm friends with a famous person ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ever heard of Kick-Ass? I know him too.
Care Bear Clary: That was mean of you.
Care Bear Clary: Oh I always do. It's pretty fun.
Care Bear Clary: Hang on have you ever met Robin? Let me send you a picture.
Mia: Dude who's the complete opposite to what his name suggests? Yeah, I've heard of him.
Mia: No I haven't.
Mia: You did good, kid. He's cute.
Care Bear Clary: No now please.
Care Bear Clary: Bask in my awesomeness.
Care Bear Clary: Thaaaaaaaaaaaaat's gross.
Care Bear Clary: Hmm, bit of both? He's still trying to get my towel off without me noticing.
Care Bear Clary: I feel I should give him brownie points for that?
Mia: I'll swap you a google search for a google search. Mia Hall. I have my own wikipedia page now. I feel famous.
Mia: Thought I'd share. Ruin Squirtles reputation.
Mia: Make him beg. It's much more satisfying for both parties in the end.
Care Bear Clary: Jesus. Google it. And Hit-Girl.
Care Bear Clary: Me either, but the animals are cute.
Care Bear Clary: Robin calls me Pikachu sometimes???
Care Bear Clary: I just snorted really loudly.
Care Bear Clary: It's already obvious.
Mia: Maybe later.
Mia: This chick in my exes band used to call her girlfriend Squirtle. I mean, I get it's a cute little turtle thing -- But ew. Way to rip the innocence away from a kids show.
Mia: So, I'm assuming you're the teasing kid.

the amount of times ive typed mindy instead of mia is ridiculous

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Care Bear Clary: ... Have you been living under a rock?
Care Bear Clary: Yep. Pokemon.
Care Bear Clary: He makes a comfy pillow.
Care Bear Clary: He doesn't move a lot.
Mia: Kind of? School's tough.
Mia: I don't think I've ever seen Pokemon. Or played any of the games.
Mia: But I do believe people seem to like those who do.
Mia: Maybe if he moves, something would become a little obvious.

fuck you now i’m singing mama mia IF YOU DON’T USE AMANDA SEYFRIED AS HER OLDER FC I MIGHT CRY

mia has brown hair aha

i already have her older fcs~

sozzzzzzzz

Care Bear Clary: Ever heard of The Phoenix?
Care Bear Clary: Maybe. But he seems to be distracted by Pokemon
Care Bear Clary: And attempting to subtly get my towel off
Mia: No? Should I?
Mia: Pokemon.
Mia: Definitely a keeper.