Care Bear Clary: Ever heard of The Phoenix?
Care Bear Clary: Maybe. But he seems to be distracted by Pokemon
Care Bear Clary: And attempting to subtly get my towel off
Mia: No? Should I?
Mia: Pokemon.
Mia: Definitely a keeper.
Care Bear Clary: You know considering I'm a superhero an' all.
Care Bear Clary: .... you read nothing.
Care Bear Clary: I'm wearing a thin towel.
Care Bear Clary: that's the reason he hasn't shoved me off yet.
Mia: Wait. What?
Mia: Put some clothes on and give the poor boy a break.
Mia: Unless you're planning on doing, y'know.
Care Bear Clary: How ironic
Care Bear Clary: No. I have moved to the bed.
Care Bear Clary: I have draped myself over Robin
Care Bear Clary: He's a little miffed I'm refusing to move.
Mia: How was that ironic?
Mia: I hope for that poor boys sake you're clothed if you're not going to move off of him.
Care Bear Clary: Yes. Steve Rogers was the first superhero. Steve Rogers is my idol.
Care Bear Clary: I guess. But Steve Rogers.
Mia: Not really into the whole superhero thing.
Mia: Wait, are you texting me in the bath?
Care Bear Clary: Trust me. Brooklyn boys are the best
Care Bear Clary: Have you never heard of Captain America?
Mia: Does he really count?
Mia: Yeah, well... Oregon has the dad from Modern Family. He's pretty cool too.
Text: I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I didn't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Mia: I do believe Oregon boys have them beat.
Mia: When one brings me subway to eat in the bath, I'll maybe change my mind.

afrogamongswans:

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          “Sounds good to me. As long as you’re not a serial killer,”

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          “Cereal killer, maybe. But not a serial killer.”

afrogamongswans:

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          “…. Sure.”

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          “Really?”

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          “Since I’m lacking friends, if I take you to my favorite diner, will you be my new best friend?”

xeris-voncraigsenx:

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      —— Well, yeah I guess… But I mean

She shook her head and chuckled, this was the most random talk she had ever had.

      —— I think I’d wear a swimsuit instead of a dress, but is just perspective, I guess.

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          “Well, if you’re doing a photo shoot where you have to wear a dress, you don’t have much of a choice.”