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          “Does anyone actually know how to communicate in morse code?”

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Mia: I just spent five minutes watching a dog try to headbutt its own reflection.
Mia: It was beautiful.

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          “Stereotypical unicorns aren’t sexy. Real unicorns have curves.”

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          “Would you rather have no water or no internet connection?”

[ And here we have Mia sitting on the floor discussing accessories with a turtle. ]

         ”Y’know, if you had a necklace like this — Jeez, all the boy turtles would come crawling to you as fast as they could.”

                                                      [ What a sight]

         "You’re delicious and I appreciate you. Amen.“ Mia, what are you doing?